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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

+Antics of M'sians..+

i admit, i'm a public transport boy.. even at 18, with a driver's licence, i don't have a car like a lot of my friends do.. some ways it's good, sometimes it's not.. (like it's kinda difficult to go where you want.. but when friends are around.. you can get around fairly easy.. not that i'm taking advantage of anyone OK???) but i mean..

i'm not the only one like this in malaysia rite??? so no need to worry-lah.. and also, taking the train to college is kinda fun actually.. everyday i get to see people, or should i say malaysians.. at their worst.. really.. the kiasu attitude LIVE from any Putra LRT station..

i have to go to college like quite early everyday ler.. although i don't have class til 930, i usually reach like 830 wan lah.. to make a long story short, i haf to board the train that comes at exactly 7.18am, or i'll be like in subang at 900am.. (cuz of the traffic jams when i'm taking the bus and all la.. ) so when i board the train, it's filled with basically office going people, and only a handful of college going students.. even though my station is like 3 stations away from the end of a line, when i get to board it, it's like 85% full all the time.. and malaysia would be snowing if i had a seat available at that time..

so it was like 2 days ago, and when i boarded the train, there was this yong-sui looking malay lady la.. and i noticed her not because she was yong sui la.. but because she looked a lot like my previous Bahasa Malaysia teacher.. [ WE SHALL NOT NAME NAMES HERE.. XD ] so she was like standing la.. but not standing like how a normal civilised human being would stand in a public place.. its like there are poles to hold on in the train rite? one hand was holding to it, the other holding those makcik bags hunched, head hanging down and leaning on the pole, knees bent, and eyes closed la.. it was really an ugly sight la.. she was almost snoring.. so i was like thinking to myself la.. "wah, this woman like defies a lot of basic physic rules la.. standing and sleeping like that.. let's see, i thought only spacemen could sleep like that in zero-gravity?? even with the train swerving right and left and braking suddenly, she can still hang on to the pole and continue to wander in the land of dreams.. so there's the Rule of Inertia proven wrong.." of course, at that time i was clearly amazed by our MALAYSIA BOLEH spirit la.. not bad huh?..

if that's not enough, she woe up in one of the stops la.. just as another seated passenger departed, leaving the seat for the taking.. so i saw it first, and i walked to it la.. just before i could rest my legs and seat my lean arse on the metal but comfortable seat, that woman like barge through 3 or 4 people and as quick as lightning, not showing any sluggishness of sleep, dumped her backside on the seat and snored away.. i was like, "OMG, the MALAYSIA BOLEH woman struck again.." so of course i was like discontented la.. (ironically, i now realise i'm also a kiasu fella.. hahaha) then i stood infront of her for another few stations, glaring at her so much.. (i was hoping the glare went through thosed glued closed eyes.. )

then luckily, the next station i found a seat in front of her la.. continued studying "Subject MALAYSIA BOLEH".. and saw that she had already drifted into a deeper state of sleep that I, the Ph.D holder in Sleepology, can only dream about la.. she was like so into her sleep that she was beginning to break free of the shackles of gravity.. hahahaha.. which means like she was beginning to lean left and right la.. haha.. IT WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY MAN!!! i saw the person next to her like.. like her expression totally said everything la.. "WTFF??? what the fark is this yong sui lady doing??? leaning on me as if i'm her pillow she can drool all over.. i guess i'll wake her up.." then she proceeded to nudge her a bit la.. of course, Ms. MALAYSIA BOLEH had to preserve her reputation a bit la.. she didn't wake up lo.. then this nudging and leaning continued like for the next like 4 or 5 stations la.. on both the left and right sides..

finally, people got the picture and left the 2 seats open for the fat yongsui MALAYSIA BOLEH lady to sleep in place.. hahaha.. in the end, she knocked her head a bit and woke up and perfect timing if i should say so.. cause it was her station to get off anyway.. hahaha..

thinking back, i guess she was quite cunning in her skill to achieve ultimate seat defence.. hmm.. perhaps i should learn from the master.. i hope i'll bump into her and hopefully take a pic with her la.. hahahahahahha.. til next time.. (sure got more funny kiasu malaysians.. hahaha.. )

nitex!

[[ Fallen Angel ]]*|9:40 pm|

Monday, June 20, 2005

+College Life...+

arrggh! College life is kinda frustrating!!! firstly, it's the transport! secondly, it's the times! thirdly, it's kinda the distractions!! OMG.. hahaha.. it's frustrating but kinda funny in a way.. oh well, read on..

on most days, since i live in ampang, which is like half-a-universe away from subang, i have to take the LRT aka "lousy retarded transport" to college ler.. and because the friggin journey takes like 1 and a half hours of my life, i haf to get up earlier than a lot of my college friends.. so i haf to awaken fom my peaceful slumber at around 630am.. yes yes yes, i know what all of you are like thinking.. you're thinking, "WTF? you think you wake early??? wad about me??.. i haf to wake.. bla bla bla AM in the morning!!!" but you gotta remember.. i only start class at 930AM man! thats another like an hour of sleep if i drive..

so, you ask, why don't you drive???? cuz i'm poor, and i only have 2 cars at home.. (one is a company car btw.. lame..) and my mum needs to fetch my brother from skool when he's off at 330.. I CAN'T GUARANTEE I'LL BE ABLE TO "FINISH" AT 330 AND BE BACK HOME! hahaha.. of course have to wander around with my friends.. hehehehehhe.. and it's like going to cost an arm and leg to drive.. ponder this..

Pros of Driving to College :

Can sleep longer = More rest. (Although I'll still be sleepy)
Can reach faster = More time to yum cha and eat.
Get to play with other cars on the road.. kekeke
Get to listen to music while driving.

Cons of Driving to College :

Super Super Super expensive.
Expensive
No car
Never back early form college, so bro haf to take taxi = expensive

so you see, it's painful to go to college everyday.. but what has to be, has to be.. haihzz.. oh well, i'll get a car in the US.. Mitsubishi Evolution VIII MR.. muahahhaa.. will have to work hard.. real hard for this baby.. hehe..

going on to my next point.. the times are soemtimes crazy.. haha.. why i say so? partly, it is my fault.. i was the one who chose the times and now i'm paying the consequences.. i thought in the beginning that if i arrange all my classes together.. like all one-shot.. i'll be able to finish earlier and have more free time.. well, that i achieved.. but at the price of total and utter rush.. haha.. every MONDAY and WEDNESDAY, i have classes from 930am til 2pm, STRAIGHT.. 3pm for wednesdays.. (&**#%#*@! extra classes) and i have no break in between whatsoever to eat or satisfy my stomach... *growl... and every tuesday OR thursday, i'll come to subang, as my friends say.. "for fuck".. i only have one miserable class.. one hour.. all the way here and only 60 minutes of learning.. OMFG, it like takes me 1 and a HALF hours to get here in the first place.. haha.. so well, it's all brought on my me actually, but that doesn't mean i can't SULK ABOUT IT! :p

finally, the DISTRACTIONS!!! you see, college life is like how you arrange your timetable.. and a lot of the time, my freetime isnt' the same as those of my friends.. so i like have the tendency to err.. err... ponteng.. hehee... i know it's bad.. i know.. but i can't help it.. and of course there's my new favourite past time.. Winning Eleven 8.. just got up with the fever and i'll like now spend a lot of time in the PS2 shops.. training.. hahahahaah.. so yeah.. distractions... you either like them or it likes you more.. haihzz..

oh yeah.. and before i forget, i changed my HP NUMBER EVERYONE!

ITS 012-323 7871

Quote of the day : You're either in it, or behind it... (Evolution 8 MR)

[[ Fallen Angel ]]*|9:43 pm|

Monday, June 13, 2005

+Cruel Life+

i'm starting this blog off with a bad experience i had today.. i got to witness, first hand, how cruel and meaningless life is.. and how it can be taken away in a split second..

WARNING: ANY CAT OR KITTEN LOVERS, READER DESCRETION ADVISED.

i drove to college today.. on the way back , i had to drop by skool to pick my bro.. as the day was still young, i asked scott out for a "spot of tea".. went for a drink, and subsequently, still it was too early to head for skool.. so we decided to go pay a lil visit to our ex-educators.. upon reaching skool, (OMFG, it was freaking hot..) i parked my car, and we walked towards the skool, laughing, and joking around..

it was when we reached the main entrance to the skool, (you know, the part where the old torn down guard house used to be..) we noticed a small, kawaii, and not to mention, hapless, defenceless and judging by what happened.. kinda brainless (literally) kitten trying to cross the road.. [uggghhhh] it started on it's quest to get to the other side when suddenly, an MPV came rolling.. and well, you know what happened ler.. the kitten got run over.. but miraculously, it was still living!! and kicking about.. i guessed that it had some broken bones, but still alive, and "intact" if i may say so.. so i was like.. thank god..

but then, another car, a kia spectra if i'm not mistaken.. came strolling along.. stopped short of the kitten's head but then the kitten with (according to scott) 4 lives remaining out of the 9, ran out of luck.. i was like trying to get the driver's attention!! waving my hand and all.. but it all happened so quickly.. she stepped on the pedal and *squishhhh* right on the skull of the kitten.. consequently, it kinda... err.. err.. went like a baloon popped.. [uggggghhhhhhh x1000000] then after the "murder" did she look or sorta stare at me and did the hand motion depicting: "wad? wad???" and i said.. "cat cat!!!" and i was like, screw you man.. and i walked off.. leaving the "corpse" of kitten to be rolled over more.. [note that i refer to it as corpse and not carcass, bacause i feel so bad for it.. :( ]

on the way into the skool, i began to think, think that life is really unpredictable.. i mean, it can be normally progressing and *snap* as a bruptly as that, ending so brutally.. then i realised that it's not only life that's so cruel, it's also the same case in everything we engage ourselves in..

i don't think i'll be able to sleep tonite.. the little cruel movie keeps playing in my head.. i hate it..

RIP lil kitty..

[[ Fallen Angel ]]*|10:17 pm|