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Saturday, July 30, 2005

+Gialla..+

Gialla kitted Evolution VIII

yep.. that's it.. the dream of dreams.. the wish of wishes.. the beauty of beauties.. the MITSUBISHI Evolution VIII, with GIALLA bodykit, GANADOR carbon fiber wing mirrors, carbon fiber boot, beautiful VOLK 18" black rims, roll cage, BRIDE Brix Gradation seats, TAKATA 340R harnesses, MOMO steering and gear knob, Custom fitted black headlights, JDM Evolution MR tail lights, HKS Carbon-Ti exhaust system, and a nice sexy grrrrl sitting in it.. mwahahahahha.. (of course more stuff under the hood la..)

this car is the mother of all friggin cars.. i absolutely ADORE this car!!! why??.. cuz it's ying! haha.. actually i didn't really pay much attention to cars.. especially put into thought what car i want as my dream car.. then NS ended, and i went to college.. i still remember that fateful day.. events happened as follows..

Morning, woke up, gloomily at 6. Took my first train to college.
Reached college. Went for orientation. Met Yee Ting.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING....
Skipped the rest of the day after the orientation test.. Went to meet up wid EC, Jem, Ervin.. (and the rest la..) in THE RACK..
Then planned to eat McD's nearby..
New to Subang, so didn't know where..
EC said take his car. (At this moment, thought it was the Kelisa.. OMG)
Went dowm the lift to the carpark.
Something caught my eye.. BLACK EVO 7 PARKED NEARBY!!!
Jem, EC and Azlan walked towards it..
In my mind, thought they were trying to get a closer look.
EC hands went into pocket. Pressed something.
Evo came to LIFE!!!!
Almost fainted. 'nuff said.
Went inside car. Attempted to regain composure.
Exited carpark noticing that ppl were staring at the HEAVILY tinted car.
Then heard something that was music to my ears. *phish phish*
Fell in deep and intoxicating lust for the car.

then we ate lo.. eating.. well, i was eating.. but not enjoying my food.. instead.. my mind was on the.. yes.. EVO.. OMG.. i was flabbergasted, shocked, stunned.. anything that comes to your mind.. i was feeling it.. yes.. horny too.. OMG.. then had to send Azlan back to college for classes... EC and Jem said going to EC's hse.. i decided to tag along.. no way i was letting a chance to sit in an EVO with EC going to drive on KESAS.. in my mind, the only things popping up were: *vrooom vrooom..* & *phishhh phishh*.. i couldn't wait.. this was wad happened

Sat in his car, almost drooling at the sounds emitting..
Came to the exit to kesas h/way.. Near Summit..
EVO gave a surge of adrenalin to my blood..
Reached the toll. EVO was maintaining speeds of about 100km/h after the toll. Pretty normal speeds. (I mean slow la.. for the EVO's capabilities..)
Red Wira Turbo came up fast behind EVO which translates to Stupid. Driver looked old.
Tailgate EVO. EVO got mad. :)
No la. EVO just flexed it's horses.
Turbo kicked in. EVO flew in front. I flew around in the back.
Regained my balance. Cars around were a blur. Speedometer was at 180km/h.
Looked again.. My mistake, not 180. It was more than 180.. The pin could only go 180.. EVO was much faster. Stunned.
Silently thanked the heavens that I took a leak at the gas station.
Reached 2nd toll almost a minute after that. Slowed down as it started to rain, real heavy.
Red Wira Turbo caught up. Tailgate again. EVO got pissed, but had some common sense that it's tyres weren't meant for rain. But still Red Wira got smaller and smaller behind the back window. I still flew around in the back.
Swear my hairs were kinda standing. Very VERY VERY impressed with the EVO.
Reached EC's hse without much trouble. The frequent stares by other ppl are NORMAL.

wah.. almost immediately i was really in LOVE.. awestruck.. OMG.. how could he get an EVO man!!.. haha.. i was proud to be his friend.. :P silently made a vow to myself i would own one of these BEASTS.. then about an hour later, EC's bro EK said go yum cha. OK. EC wanted bro to drive waja. EK said: "what's the use ofhaving an EVO and not driving it???" EC got the picture. Headed to Taman Seputeh. Going to meet up with Azlan. here's what happened..

Got into car. Felt sooooooooooooooooo good. :P
Reached somewhere near cheras. White RX-7 FC.. Looked closer, Intercooler as well!
EK commented: "eh, that guy's intercooler look bigger than yours la.."
EC replied: " where??.. no la.. mine bigger la.. confirm lo.."
RX-7 tailgated EVO. EVO really flared up. It stopped rainning too. Road was dry. Time for speed.
Braced myself. Learned lesson from that rollercoaster just an hour or two back.
The "sip" car skills from EC surfaces.
Slipped into the space a lil bigger than half a car. In between two LORRIES!!!! ALMOST, just ALMOST pissed in my pants. I jerked up a bit.
Speedometer raced up in numbers. Phishhhhes were symphonies to my ears. Ohhhhh...
EK said: "eh, that FC looks kinda like my friend la.."
EC replied: "yeah la.. call him and see"
EK then proceeded to call him la.. Turned out it wasn't him. EVO had slowed down. Letting the FC live to race another day..
Reached Taman Seputeh. Yum Cha. After that, went home.

omg.. i swear.. fom that day onwards.. i was so so so SO in love with the EVO.. hmmm...

here are some other pics of that particular EVO that i like.. it's only RM150,000 after the conversion.. This car is in the US. Farking idiot to let go of a car like this. Yes, it's FOR SALE!!

GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!

http://forums.evolutionm.net/showthread.php?threadid=133075

Other stuff i want...

MOTEC M800 Engine Management System
NOS EFI Wet System
Ported and Polished Head
K&N Racing Air Filter
Cusco Carbon Facings Twin Plate Clutch
Cusco Lightweight Flywheel
Cusco Carbon Fiber Front Strut Bar
Cusco Carbon Fiber Rear Strut Bar
Tein Flex Coilover Kit
HKS SSQV External Blowoff w Recirculation Kit
HKS Turbo Timer
HKS 272/272 Cams
HKS Adjustable Cam Gears
HKS Front Mount Intercooler
HKS Speed Limit Defencer (SLD)
HKS Electronic Idling Stabilizer (EIDS)
HKS Iridium Spark Plugs
Samco Sport Silicone Hose Kit
Defi Link Meter Gauges (Daisy Chain) -http://www.nolimitmotorsport.com/defi-gauge/defi-link-gauge.html
PS2 with 7" Sony LCD Screen :P
Sony Xplod Sound System
Momo Pedals
Endless 6 pot Safety Braking System (Front)
Endless 4 pot Safety Braking System (Rear)
70% Black Tinting
Lotsa carbon fiber stuff. Hahahahaha..

B'DAY COMING!!!... :P

[[ Fallen Angel ]]*|11:17 pm|

Monday, July 18, 2005

+Break+

will be taking a break from bloggin fer a while la.. got TONS of work to complete.. sorry yeah??.. will be back in a week liddat.. :P check out my friends blogs too yeah!!?

[[ Fallen Angel ]]*|7:22 pm|

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

+God loves me..+

Music Playing : Forbidden Paradise (Tiesto), 40 Kinds of Sadness (Cabrera)

muahahahahah.. "God Loves You"... that was what my saudi friend from college told me today after i told him what happened when i was 'trying' to come to college..

as usual, being the public transport guy that i am, my dad droped me off at the LRT station.. then, as usual, followed normal procedures and bought the ticket to kelana jaya that cost me RM2.50 la.. proceeded to the waiting platform.. when i was walking up, i saw ppl rush into the elevator that just arrived.. *zinngggg* thought came into mind.. "Aiyoooooo.. taking the friggin elevator isn't going to save a lot of time... these people, always want the easy way out in life.. i mean, you're all adults la.. i'd chop if anyone of you lazy people said that you exercise.. walking up the bloody staircase won't give you a bad case of loss of breath la.. c'mon people.. WAKE UP!" then i (proudly) walked up the stairs, while lugging a backpack that contained no more than 2 files.. haha..

then i heard a lot of noise upstairs.. a big commotion.. and when i arrived.. it wasn't just a very much audible sound pollution, but in a way, it was PEOPLE POLLUTION!!!!! omfg.. i was stunned.. there, waiting, like me, stood around 200 people waiting for the blardee train that comes every 7 minutes.. so i was like, "time for desperate measures" so i tried pushing and shoving myself through.. hmm. halfway through.. i remembered that the malaysian society is kinda famous for their snatch theives and pickpockets.. so i took a 180 degree turn from that plan.. (wasn't scared of my RM200 Quiksilver bag taken.. but my wallet la.. hmmm.. maybe it's the bag also la.. hahahah)

so the train duly arrived.. really packed.. ppl were literally stuck with faces on the glass.. and by the time it left, the 200-odd crowd had turned into 215 (at least)... why?.. simple math can deduce that thoery..

200 - 5 (who managed to squeeze their way into the train..) = 195
195 + 25 (who just arrived to wait for the train) = 215.

so i thought to myself, "omfg, if i'm to wait like this, i'll get to college, i guess, by the year 2021 la.. plus or minus a lil bit.. gotta think.." and as i was thinking, the second train arrived.. guess what? THE SAME BLOODY SCENARIO AGAIN.. instead of the people waiting reducing, it increased because the train was again resembled a can of sardines more than a public transportation vehicle..

[somewhere deep inside my heart, i had wished i had a bazooka or something.. or a grenade.. with so many people in there.. wooooo.. think of the blood spatter!!! of those ppl la.. the rest would have been shielded from the blast or somehow survived, unscathed.. :P ahh.. ridding the world of pests of society..]

then i said, "fuck it"..

called my mum and told her i'm coming home to take the car to college la..

and there, RM2.50 wasted... haihzz.. that could have paid a considerable total of my toll..

went back home, and heard the engine of the car already running... my mum had the good thought of warming the my "old faithful" up.. hahah.. it helps.. thx mum! then went on to kesas and on to subang la..

well, the journey was kinda normal, nothin much.. mostly sped through traffic, cutitng here and there.. trying to improve myself i guess.. some of the older folk drivers were glaring at me, showing their disapproval that a madman like me can be let loose on the streets.. oh well, PISS OFF! :)

then, nearing subang, an announcement on the radio came on.. and boy was i glad to hear it!!

"Due to unforseen circumstances, the PUTRA LRT today has encountered a slight 'technical' problem from the Pasar Seni station to Kelana Jaya. We also advise patrons to find alternative ways to get to their destination. Service will probably resume in a couple of hours or more"

i was like, OMFG.. i can't believe my friggin luck!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.. i'm the luckiest person! *BIG GIGANTIC GRIN* then secretly, in my heart, i was thanking all the idiots today who pushed and shoved their way to get into the train, those bafoons who had to choose today of all days to take public transport for the first time, those 'sui yees' who wanted to squeeze in so desperately that i was so turned off about taking the train, those lazy farkers who need to use a lift to walk up 30 odd steps and those assholes who make this country famous for their pickpockets.. DOMO ARIGATO GOZAIMASU!!!

hahaha.. i ended up having the last laugh..

and yes, fageeh, you were kinda right,

GOD FRIGGIN LOVES ME! :p

[[ Fallen Angel ]]*|10:27 pm|

Monday, July 04, 2005

+Emptiness..+

Music Playing: Bokutachi no Yukue ( Hitomi Takahashi )

omg, it's such a boring day and coincidently, my brain is on a permanent P gear today..

actually, i don't have anything to blog about today.. you know those days where you have that disability to write or engage in anything creative or artistic.. i'm having that today.. oh well..

college started out well today.. went for maths.. learnt some new stuff (finally) that i've never learnt in skool.. previously it was all like revision of my form 5 work and i gotta say it was BLARDEE easy.. ahahahah..

though easy, i kinda screwed up a bit in the tests... haha.. guess i was overconfident la..

i've been through 2 tests as of today, and the first one, i thought i could ace it, cuz it was mainly basic stuff, but i got like 70.5 out of 82.. when i got back the paper, i was like stunned liao.. and the mistakes i did was like drawing the line wrongly on the number line and that cost me like 8 marks.. i tulan already at that time.. arrgh.
the second one just passed a couple of days ago and guess wad.. the same thing happened again.. out of 62 marks, i got 50.5.. i, for the second time, tulan again.. and turn out this time, the blardee negative sign ie: (-) caused me to lose 7 marks.. cuz i didn't put it in the beginning of the question and the whole question went to hell.. turned out that that question had to be the longest and filled with the most juicy marks.. haihzz..

then came english. nothin happened in particular.
then came computer. nothin happened in particular. i slept.

then i went to the rack (pool centre) to wait for julia to finish her classes. played a while, then headed down to meet her.. proceeded to A&W's for float and curly fries. (tasted like fine cuisine to my hungry and famished stomach..) then headed to ervin's house, but he wasn't there. called a cab and went home.

watched pool on tv. live world championships in taipei. earl strickland is a 5'10" dick. he's good but a big cock talker.

sat on the computer til now. had a break to eat fruits.

~~~

okay, found something i wanna ask you ppl out there.. hmm.. kinda stupid to ask now.. hahahaahaha

ok, here goes.

i wanna join malaysian idol. period.

just to join for fun la. to see how far i can go. yes, yes, yes, i know what you're thinking.. you're thinking that everyone also joins malaysian idol for that particular reason la.. but in the end still end up singing like toads and frogs with a bad throat.

but the big problem is, i don't really wanna be Q-ing alone for 6 hours just to go for the Pre-Auditions.. hmm.. should i go for it? close friends of mine (you know who you are.. *wink*) are encouraging me to go for it.. but still, gotta ask the public whether they would want me to pollute their tv screens or not rite?.. ahhaa..

so, anyone who wants to join next year, tell me.. i'll be your companion.. hahahahha..

today's post is dedicated to Luther Vandross, who died recently after a long fight with stroke.

i salute him. can sing even though he was crippled and sang so beautifully indeed..

RIP

may his soul still sing with the angels..

[[ Fallen Angel ]]*|10:13 pm|

Sunday, July 03, 2005

+Random Post..+

Wah, am I a happy man! Finally, after 2 weeks of suffering of I-Hate-Art syndrome, I'm finally blardee cured! This bloody assignment has been giving me the headaches when I think of it and making me more lazy when I'm not doing it because when I think about art, there's no difference when I'm thinking about sleeping.. Hahaha..

My god, I still remember the first day that my teacher gave us the topic for the next assignment.. She said: "OK class, here's the handout for your next assignment.. You're going to be doing an effects essay on... *drums playing.....* ART!.." I was like YAY!!! FRIGGIN ART, MY MOST FRIGGIN FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN THE FRIGGIN UNIVERSE OF ALL FRIGGIN TIME.. GOD I HAVE TO CELEBRATE AND POP THE CHAMPAGNE!!! Not!

The thought that was really going through my mind was: "Oh greaaaaaatt.. Purrrrfect.. It's bad enough that I have this big motherboard project I'm supposed to do, I now have to think like an artist who's crazy enough to draw a box and call it art because it has a bloody hidden friggin meaning.."

But still, in the end, I still have to do.. Cuz it's like 20% of my whole semester and I have no choice but to sacrifice precious brain cells to engage in a boring, time-slowing activity.. MEGA-SIGH!!..

Then the torture began lo.. Friggin difficult to understand those so called EXPERT VIEWS on art man.. They talk a lot of cock and bull in the papers and.. arrrgghhh.. summing it all up, it was total BULLSHIT.. of course, that's IMHO la.. hahahahahaha.. (In My Humble Opinion.. :P)

~~~

read julia's blog today and read bout cheer 2005 and all.. and i sorta thought la.. hmm.. what is the percentage of BOYS who watch cheerleading shows to see the skill of the girls, how they're able to throw them friends in the air and sometimes catch them (hehehe), how they can synchronize their routine and all that la.. i mean, i can bet my family jewels that 90% of MALE HOMOSAPIENS go there to check out the girls lo..

if you're wondering where the other 10% goes to.. they're made up of :

Geeks
Nerds
Gays
Male-Looking-Females

am i right or not?.. kekek..

then there's the Sri Garden team la.. OMG man.. although i used to support them la, cuz like i'm super patriotic for my skool (i dunno why..), i find that now, what they're doing is utter and total waste of time ler.. i mean, if they continue to lose like that.. why participate in the first place?.. yes i know there's all the sportsmanship shit and all, but if you really aim to win, (like you should in everything you do), start practising hard from now la for next year's competition la!.. go do more public shows la, so that you'll build your confidence and stop dropping your friends like bombs... hmmmphh.. people never learn..

also, i think that jaclyn victor is great but not godlike yet.. hahaha

gemilang.. :P

~~~

today went to KLCC to get a book for my next english assignment.. dunno why the teacher asked us to get a book called the little prince by (get this..) Antoine de Saint-Exupery.. some super dead french writer la.. hmm.. first i thought: "wah, the writer so lan yeng wan his name.. must be a good novel or something la.." so i reached there lo, and went straight to kinokuniya to get it la.. so went there, searched high and low for it in the novels, science fiction, classics, even bloody ROMANCE.. still cannot find it.. then gave up, went to the Info counter and ask lo.. wah, she yat lan yeh tell me.. go to this isle and row, you'll find the book, handing me a piece of paper with gibberish numbers.. so i ask her where roughly is this?.. her answer :

CHILDREN'S DEPARTMENT

i char lan doz.. wtf?.. i'm supposed to buy a children's book for my assignment? OMFG.. so i walk there, and spent another 10 minutes searching, and found it.. OMFG, inside got BIG WORDS somemore!!! i mean, it's been like forever since i read a book with BIG BOLD WORDS!! then i say.. wah.. i really have to read this? then as if the insult wasn't bad enuff (i was looking for a book in an isle filled with little kids and small children reading to themselves aloud..) i looked at the price tag..

OMFFFFFFG

it was RM36.80 man!!! that's a novel's price for a children's book!!! what is this world becoming into.. OMFG.. i stunned liao.. haihzzz..

here's what it looks like:

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i officially feel like a sui yee now..

g'nite..

(PS: in the beginning i wanted to try and cultivate the habit of typing in proper big letters and all, but midway through.. i just said.. just screw it la.. mafan.. muahahahaha.. :P )

[[ Fallen Angel ]]*|10:45 pm|

Friday, July 01, 2005

+What Is My World View...+

hmmm.. was blog-surfing tonite.. since i got nothin to do, and particularlly nothin to blog about... then i came across a blog by an american fella.. posted his results on a survey he did based on the question: "What Is My World View?".. so i like thought to myself, "oh, what the heck.. just give it a try and see la.. hahaah" and so i did and wah.. first thing that struck me when i saw the questions.. "hmm.. this is no child's play.. the questions are quite deep.. lemme put some of my lazy braincells to work.." and so i did, and voila, here are the results..

" You scored as Romanticist. Romanticism encourages society to look backwards to find our solutions. Your rationale is that things were much better a few hundred years ago so we should thus look back to those times and replace them in our modern society. You believe in a simple life and that the complexities of the modern world have turned it upside down. "

the other choices of err.. 'personalities' that i could have gotten were (according to popularity):

Cultural Creative
Romanticist
Existentialist
Fundamentalist
Materialist
Modernist
Idealist
Post-Modernist

What is Your World View? (updated)
created with QuizFarm.com

hmmmm.. romanticist.. first time hearing that word.. do you guys think that's true of me?.. that i'm a hopeless romantic, who pours all his love into something or someone?? and is kinda hopeless bout it?..

ahh.. the past.. brings back so many good memories but in the same time, also crushes my heart to think back.. hmmmm.. i know one thing though.. these memories will truly stand the test of time and be with me for as long as i live.. oh god..

it hurts...

(btw, comment on the new skin yeah?.. i kinda like it la.. ermm.. but do you guys think it's nice?)

[[ Fallen Angel ]]*|11:10 pm|